stinky

So I am one of those people who gets gas when I fly.  This is sort of new - at least since 2012 and I have tried all different ways to combat it.  But well sometimes no matter how hard I try I just - you know- fart.  And on product those are very very stinky (my farts generally smell like roses.)

So my go to method is to wrap up tightly in a blanket and hope it doesn't seep out.  I think I keep it pretty well contained and I figure by the time I leave the smell will be gone and no there will be no foul.

So, I never thought about having to get up to go to the bathroom.  Everyone was asleep except me(no sleep that night)  so I got up and went to the bathroom.  I was relieved that it had dissipated and felt I had done a good job for my fellow man.

However, returning from the restroom, as I neared my bed I was overwhelmed by what can only be described as stinky to high heaven.  I was thinking well *I* am not the only one who gets gas, and felt pretty vindicated until I got to my bed and realized that that noxious order was coming from my bed.

I quickly jumped back in bed and pulled the blanket over me.  But the damage was done.  I think they knew it was me.  They were pretty distant and when they asked me what I wanted they stood at my next door neighbor seat.  I kept saying "what?" and they kept repeating until they gave in... and mimed the question.  Yup pretty sure they knew it wa me.