So I have started the bargaining, a little early, but it happens every time. When I complete the diet I will...
The first thing I will do is have a huge and I mean Yuge pizza. Goop it up with everything and I am going to eat it until I get sick.
But first I have to lose the weight.
The first thing I am going to do when I lose all this weight is have a pound rib-eye with bone in and a baked potato with all the fixings.
But first I have to lose the weight.
Right now those are the only things that I am craving, I am sure as time goes on this list will get longer.
But I am doing this for the gold, never to have to eat this product again, so I am thinking I need to come up with other bargaining chips. (ooo chips)
As soon as I lose the weight I will...buy a diamond ring? Nope not me.
As soon as I lose the weight I will...buy and train a puppy? Nope THS won't allow another one in this house right now.
As soon as I lose the weight I will...go to NYC? Nope I can do that without losing the weight.
As soon as I lose the weight I will...take a six month writing sabbatical - now that starts to sound a little appealing.
I will have to come back to this, but at this point in time it still is, when I lose the weight I am going to eat.
Speaking of which - time to eat.
The first thing I will do is have a huge and I mean Yuge pizza. Goop it up with everything and I am going to eat it until I get sick.
But first I have to lose the weight.
The first thing I am going to do when I lose all this weight is have a pound rib-eye with bone in and a baked potato with all the fixings.
But first I have to lose the weight.
Right now those are the only things that I am craving, I am sure as time goes on this list will get longer.
But I am doing this for the gold, never to have to eat this product again, so I am thinking I need to come up with other bargaining chips. (ooo chips)
As soon as I lose the weight I will...buy a diamond ring? Nope not me.
As soon as I lose the weight I will...buy and train a puppy? Nope THS won't allow another one in this house right now.
As soon as I lose the weight I will...go to NYC? Nope I can do that without losing the weight.
As soon as I lose the weight I will...take a six month writing sabbatical - now that starts to sound a little appealing.
I will have to come back to this, but at this point in time it still is, when I lose the weight I am going to eat.
Speaking of which - time to eat.
A six month writing sabbatical sounds fabulous, maybe a sisterhood writing sabbatical? :) Or maybe a trip to Columbus?
ReplyDeleteThanks Tash for offering to pay for T3's sabbatical.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no cinnamon rolls?
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